A Dozen or So Practical Tips For Better Sex
1. You're going to lose it eventually, whatever it is.
Take it for granted or not. Oddly, it's fairly
momentary either way.
2. Shameless enjoyment is as spiritual as it gets.
2.1 Celebrate being consciously aware of anything at
all. Anything. Anything. God. Soap. Beans.
Whatever. Celebrate it. Whether you believe in
the powers of words or not. Celebrate that you
can know any single thing. Any one thing.
ANYTHING! It's a triumph. It's a sheer triumph.
3. Money is helpful and rich people die everyday.
4. If you don't like corporations, don't buy what
they sell. That's it. That's how you get 'em. They
cannot exist without customers.
4.1 Property is the only cause of suffering.
4.2 Attachment is biological. Liberation is
philosophical. Trust all four.
5. The most practical hobby to take up is playing
with sound, silence, stillness and movement using
only you. No props. No special do-thingies. Just
you. It is possible to enjoy this hobby
everywhere on the island for the entirety of life.
6. If you are going to have children create with them.
Do things with them at the edge of ignorance, the
place where your knowledge and their knowledge
are both open to not knowing what will happen
next. This helps develop mutual respect; no one in
charge of who knows what is happening and
interested all the same.
6.1 Awe is open interest without preconception. To
feel it, drop every thing you ever heard someone
else say about you and reality. Drop every piece
of information that came from anyone else, no
matter what stage in life. Just drop it all.
6.2 "What is that?" is benign. Try it out and listen
to what happens.
7. Pain is not a sign fear is required.
8. No matter who you love also admit you use them. It
makes everything easier.
9. Don't assume the math is something anyone
understands completely and know there is a
relative physiological usefulness to simply
considering the large of law numbers.
10. For maximum creative buzz, apply equal parts: NO
FREE WILL and NO DESTINY.
11. Don't try to win arguments. Just make sentences
you like hearing.
12. The less you own, the less owns you.
~ by Benjamin Smythe
PS. It's the law of large numbers. The typo came out of
the machine and I left it because it felt like a perfect
example.
